Every NFL Team Described in 10 words (or Less)


With NFL training camps getting under way, a quick review of the state of each of the teams is in order. And by quick, I mean really quick. Here’s a quick ten word (or less) description of the current state of all 32 NFL teams.

Arizona Cardinals

Let’s forget 2016 happened, OK?

Atlanta Falcons

Don’t want to see 28 and 3 in same sentence.

Baltimore Ravens

Still think Joe Flacco is an elite QB?

Buffalo Bills

The New England Patriots minor league affiliate.

Carolina Panthers

Give Cam weapons and hope the hangover’s done.

Chicago Bears

No clue what the Bears are doing QB-wise.

Cincinnati Bengals

System’s broke, when are you gonna fix it?

Cleveland Browns

Wait, there’s hope for the future?

Dallas Cowboys

Time for Dak to prove he’s legit.

Denver Broncos

Still working back from Manning’s retirement.

Detroit Lions

Instead of sucking, they’re just mediocre now.

Green Bay Packers

If you build a team around Rodgers, you’ll win more.

Houston Texans

Still the best team with no quarterback.

Indianapolis Colts

Y’know, I kinda feel sorry for Andrew Luck.

Jacksonville Jaguars

Still waiting for that breakout season.

Kansas City Chiefs

At some point, they’ll learn Alex Smith isn’t enough.

Miami Dolphins

Can Adam Gase do it again?

Minnesota Vikings

Facing the QB repercussions after trading for Bradford.

New England Patriots

Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair. Unfair.

New Orleans Saints

Drew Brees is the best afterthought QB in the league.

New York Giants

OBJ is all anyone cares about.

New York Jets

More tanks than the whole U.S. Army.

Oakland Raiders

Walk it off Derek, they need you really bad.

Philadelphia Eagles

Praying early 2016 Wentz is the real one.

Pittsburgh Steelers

Suddenly known for offense instead of defense. Weird.

Los Angeles Chargers

Lovely weather…wait, there’s a second team in LA?

Los Angeles Rams

The most recent victim of Jeff Fisher.

San Francisco 49ers

All the hope lies in Kyle Shanahan.

Seattle Seahawks

Somewhat overlooked but still pretty darn good.

Tamp Bay Buccaneers

All aboard the Jameis Winston bandwagon!

Tennessee Titans

All aboard the Marcus Mariota bandwagon!

Washington Redskins

Just make up your mind about Kirk Cousins.

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Published on 7/28/17 at 12:00 PM EDT.
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Jason Walker https://powerrankingsandmore.com

Jason is an avid sports fan whose favorite sport varies depending on what time of the year it is. He has played nearly every sport there is to play and has loved every single one. He grew up in Kaysville, UT and is a die-hard fan of the Utah Jazz and the New England Patriots. He is currently studying journalism at Utah State University. Follow him on twitter @thejwalk67

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